I love my Dumbroad (yes that's her name), despite annoying the hell outta me. She's always there waiting for me. She used to have kids but all of them ran away from home and her husband my very first cat died 3 years back. I remembered when she was only a tiny kitten and my parents brought her home while I had Dumbnut who was about a year old? I hated her because she was an immaculate bitch, she'd always hissed at me and scratch me whenever I got too close to her. Her nickname was always The Bitch, cause clearly she was a massive cunt. But now she's my bitch and my best friend and I love her, I would always think she's the most beautiful cat in the world and she still is. Whenever I'm sleeping she would always sleep on top of me, yes literally on top of me, when I come back she'll meow so much at me cause she misses me since I go to work everyday and nearly every night. She always there wherever I am even in the toilet sometimes. I love that broad and nothing could replace her.
Don't worry she ain't dead
